Rainbows + Bananas = Death

Oh Mario Kart Wii why must you torture me? I was having such a lovely time on Luigi's Circut and Moo Moo Meadows and thinking that with a name like Rainbow Road nothing could ever go wrong.

Well I should have known that thinking "What could possibly go wrong?" is a signal for all things to go wrong.

Okay, I have played MKW before and I have attempted Rainbow Road before; I hate it. I was playing with my brother on a team race. I was absolutely against the level and threatened to cry if I was forced to participate, my other brother even screamed out in disapproval of the level...but no, we raced it.

Going as slowly as possible I embarked on this journey that was sure never to end. I openly decided that this level was the worst to have any "effects" like bananas, shells, red boxes, anything! I would not want to hit any of them and I wouldn't want to give them to anyone else, mostly because I know that I am perfectly good at falling off the road without their help.

Speaking of when I fell off. I was coasting safely at first place for the first half of the road, nice and easy. Suddenly there wasn't a road anymore and my brother burst out laughing at my obnoxious "WOAAAAAAAAAAAH" for a response. He, however, did not fall off the rainbow as a result of his laughter.

I would estimate that I fell off the track at least ten times and went from first to twelfth to fourth and then to not finishing. Although, there was a fair share of my brother's screams of agony when he hit a banana and fell off the road. I think he only got fifth place.

And thus ends a wonderful rant on Mario Kart.

XDara